i think that we should take every terrible person and put them in a room together for like 5 hours and then be like “this is what you’re like fucking stop”
lookatmyfancyurl asked: Hi you're cute can I have your number?
Yeah of course! You’re not so bad yourself ;)
My Soviet Secret Service number is 141340195
If you ask me something I swear I’ll make it as amusing as possible and sneak in 25 compliments in there somewhere.
No you don’t understand I’m SO BORED.
I’m sitting in Panera on my break and i actually have nothing to do because i can’t eat because reasons. So, boredom.