Cooler Than Russia in January
i think that we should take every terrible person and put them in a room together for like 5 hours and then be like “this is what you’re like fucking stop”
(Source: teamalphari, via smudgingedges)
lookatmyfancyurl asked: Hi you're cute can I have your number?
Yeah of course! You’re not so bad yourself ;)
My Soviet Secret Service number is 141340195
If you ask me something I swear I’ll make it as amusing as possible and sneak in 25 compliments in there somewhere.
No you don’t understand I’m SO BORED.
I’m sitting in Panera on my break and i actually have nothing to do because i can’t eat because reasons. So, boredom.
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
(via contravention)
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
(Source: homobeans, via contravention)
